Missing!!! for Threadless, is blowing up big! It was the #1 link on Digg.com for a day, and now the good people at Threadless have spun it off into I Hate You Bike Thief, a website to share stories of…drumroll… bike theft. They’ll also send you a print of the design to put up for free! Check out this flickr to see it posted on telephone poles and bulletin boards across the globe.
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RIP Happy Googleday (2009-2009). It was, as far as I know, the only blog that provided in-depth analysis of the holiday Google logos we know and love. Google politely requested that I discontinue it, but the archives will remain there (and in my heart) for all time.
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“Tell…my family… I…love…” he gasps.
“Love what?” you demand, shaking him violently. “Tell your family you love what?”
What happens next? It’s up to… you!?! Looks like you’ve got another addition to your summer reading list: a small Choose Your Own Adventure-style book entitled A Walk to Dismember. Since it has less commercial appeal than my volumes of Golden Girls fan fiction, I decided to put it online, in its entirety, for free! Check it out here.
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Logo for a series on Pitchfork Media’s Pitchfork.tv (the bong wasn’t my idea. Sorry mom!)
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Because of a mix up at my high school I just found out I won Gold Medal for Humor from the 2008 Scholastic Art & Writing awards! It was for a short story I wrote when I was 17 called Canadian Penny. You can read the whole thing here. If you don’t have that kind of time here’s an excerpt:
One interesting fact about the Canadian penny (and believe it, there are many) is that the Canadian penny, being worth even less than an American Penny, is not actually used in Canada, or anywhere in the world for that matter. In 1975, the Society of Freemasons designed and minted over 200 million of them in an attempt to inconvenience and ultimately break down American vending machine companies. It was believed that Canadian pennies would bring about the eventual collapse of the entire U.S. economy, leaving America wide open to be overtaken by the Masons (as if it wasn’t enough that they’re already pulling all the strings behind NASA, Congress and PBS.) The Canadian penny is about the same size as an American penny but it is three times as deadly if swallowed, as it is made of poison instead of copper. Also, it has a maple leaf on the tails side instead of the Lincoln Memorial.
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